You have clearly never been married to a lawyer.

Because next is the worsttttt

It writes turing complete Beauty and the Beast fanfic.

I laughed so hard at that, thanks

:D, just upvoting this in case of someone downvotes

This might be the worst take on Camus I've ever seen, wow.

Yeah, if I drink an espresso and it's not hot, I'm fighting the barista.

It's lose-lose. With this they won't even have a hot drink to throw in your face as you hop the counter.

Big shoutout to porn website share buttons, for all the crazy bastards out there and the developers who thought they should get the love they deserve.

UV is so much nicer than the other options.

I mean there is a solution to this

"Can I buy your company?"

"No."