It's not like Hollywood is currently controlled by America. ;-)

Deleting apps and limiting or disabling notifications for the essential ones does the trick.

You think SEO specialists give a shit about AMP? They just care about how high your page ranks in Google--if anything, they'd love it if the web was more Google-centric.

This is sadly true. There is no universe in which e-commerce would not wholly try to swallow something that google recommends in order to increase their chances of ending up on the front page.