Hmmm, so when I quickly open up 5 results in separate tabs, it's going to assume I didn't think much of the first 4 then?

You are a statistical outlier, below the noise floor.

Chances are good that people who browse that way are looking for niche subjects that are equally outliers, so if there's any value to their traffic at all, search engines would do well to figure out that for X sites and Y visitors, the default browsing behavior assumptions do not apply.

I imagine this could be dealt with by discarding the results when the consecutive clicks occur <5 seconds apart.

And we have all their names.