It probably won’t work correctly from the get go. But it can be debugged everywhere so that’s good.

... and since it was architectured to allow runtime injection-patching of events before they hit the enterprise-service-bus, everyone using this library must first set fourteen ENV vars in their profile, and provide a /etc/java/springtime/enterprise-workday-handling/parse-event-mismatch.jar.patch. Which should fix the bug for you.

You can find the patch files for your OSs by registering at Oracle with a J3EE8.4-PatchLibID (note, the older J3EE16-PatchLib-ids aren't compatible), attainable from your regional Oracle account-manager.

And least one of those environment can contain template strings that are expanded with arguments from request headers when run under popular enterprise java frameworks, and by way of the injection patching could hot load arbitrary code in runtime.

A joke should be funny though, not just a dry description of real life, so let's leave it at that. We've already taken it too far.

This isn’t even remotely funny.

I am laughing. I'm not even near the end of this thread.

LISP like McCarthy LISP?

Waiting for the “pf is garbage, use Linux” comments.

pf is beautiful

Yes it is.

You are drawing a global conclusion from a tiny sample!

I really hope that I am because I care about it and like to use it whenever I can.

Except every sysadmin and security engineer ever

Never met one who knew about syslog but I'm glad that there's a high chance I'm not right generally.

My intuition tells me this is similar to Solaris/Illumos Doors.

I'm running Sway on FreeBSD daily and it's way snappier and sharper than on any Linux distro I tried. Go ahead, it doesn't hurt.

No. FreeBSD enthusiast will tell you there's no need for something even remotely similar. I love the OS but some of the zealots are the reason for the miniscule size of the community.

Every move in the concurrency direction is good but I really wanted to see preemptive scheduling and Erlang-like processes.

In C++, concepts are essentially generics where templates are more like weird macros.

Idris would be even better.