Update: stripe reactivated my account

Nothing dodgy at all. Niche ecommerce, household goods. Very uncontroversial product.

Do you have the link. In the past people have said this on HN and its common, personalised, etc. Then you look at it and the issue is clear.

If it is uncontroversial Stripe will probably likely your account, otherwise you're out of luck you wont get much sympathy here.