First, define "climate change"

I'm used to bidets (separate from the toilet) being present in every bathroom, so it's strange to me how some people are completely unaware of the concept.

I had no doubts about it. We're heading to a very grim future.

It doesn't matter, the EU has already crossed the point of no return. Europe is either collapsed or an authoritarian dystopia by the 2030s, no in-betweens. I've been saying this for years and it will be funny to see europeans to catch up to this fact in real time.

Is there anywhere in the world left that's neither on the way to becoming a dystopia nor already a hellhole unless you're a male local?

Depends on your definition of "dystopia".

Switzerland and Costa Rica might be candidates, but I don't know enough to be sure.

Not sure, but Europe will go down FAST.

LatAm there are a good few places left where you have a paradisiac nature/weather and no psychopaths trying to control your every move.

Not the OP but yes, I think it's tacky. If you're shamelessly plug your own product you should say so.