The “wife giving birth” exception for speeding is always so amusing to me.
In the U.S., the average distance from a hospital is 10 miles (in a rural area). Assuming 55 mph speed limits, that means most people are 11 minutes from a hospital. Realistically, “speeding” in this scenario probably means something like 80 mph, so you cut your travel time to 7.5 minutes.
In other words, you just significantly increased your chances of killing your about to be born kid, your wife, yourself, and innocent bystanders just to potentially arrive at a hospital 210 seconds sooner.
Edit: the rushing someone to an ER scenario is possibly more ridiculous, since you can’t teleport yourself, and if the 3.5 minutes in the above scenario would make a difference, then driving someone to the ER is a significantly worse option than starting first aid while waiting for EMTs to arrive.
If you ring for the ambulance, (Australian context), you will be told what to do! The telephony scripts have first aid baked in. The paramedic will come (not necessarily with an ambulance) and start appropriate definitive treatment as good as what you will get in a hospital. A consequence of a stroke is a cardiac arrest. If you are driving you won't know and won't do CPR.
The 1996 movie Transpotting still gives me shivers up my spine by putting someone in a car and drop at ER rather than calling for help. Too many people die needlessly, even today, when well meaning people load shooting victims, stroke victims and heart attacks etc into their car and drive to ER without asking their local emergency services for advice.
PS. You can't 100% of the time get to ER faster than the ambulance. There are more ambulances than emergency rooms by number. If an ambulance is at the county hospital they'll be faster than you.
I'm really sad about this, because I'm a word (and punctuation) nerd and use em-dashes in my own writing, because they're correct, dagnabit. Now I'm reconsidering the practice.
This advice assumes you’re in the U.S., so apologies if it isn’t all applicable:
Buying in person is the best option. Since it’s your first typewriter, your concerns should be availability and price, not more subjective things like “feel,” “action,” etc.
A note on price: As with anything, the right price is the price you’re comfortable paying. That said, it’s worth keeping in mind that typewriter pricing is often very disconnected from market pricing. As it’s become a more popular hobby, it’s become saturated with people trying to turn a profit reselling things they found. You’ll see people listing relatively common machines for many multiples of what they’re worth (say, a machine worth $100 being sold for $500).
Unless you’re absolutely in love with a specific machine, I’d recommend setting your budget to ~$100 and buying the first one that satisfies these conditions:
1) Does the carriage smoothly run forwards (using the carriage release lever) and backwards. 2) Does each key swing freely when depressed and immediately fall back when released? 3) Does pressing each key advance the carriage exactly one step? 4) Is there no rust whatsoever?
If the answer to any of these questions is “no,” move on. It’s not worth investing in a broken machine (but a lot of first timers mistakenly do).
Older manual typewriters come in two flavors: standard and portable. Think of it like desktops versus laptops. Standards weigh a ton and take up more space, but are generally cheaper and more reliable.
Where to buy in person (in terms of ascending cost): Craigslist > flea markets > thrift stores > antique stores > typewriter repair shops. All but the last one will require some hunting. Antique stores are mostly likely to have wildly inflated prices. Usually this is because the seller “researched” the price by looking it up on Google and seeing an Etsy listing that has been up for years at a price no one would ever pay.
If you just want a machine you know will work and you don’t mind overspending, go to a typewriter shop. Most major cities have one. You’ll pay more than you should have to (think $500-$1000 for some that that could be had for $100-$250), but you’ll get the benefit of having a professionally serviced machine that works.
Online: Don’t do it unless you have to.
If you do buy online, only buy a portable that comes in a case. Never buy a standard (desktop) online, it won’t survive shipping no matter how well it’s packed.
Keep in mind that most sellers do not know anything about typewriters. This means that they don’t necessarily know what a “working” typewriter is. They might think it works because the keys depress, but don’t know that the carriage is broken and isn’t advancing. Look for a description that suggests the seller knows what they’re selling and, if possible, a history of selling typewriters.
Sources: using shopgoodwill.com to buy an unwanted/unpopular machine is your best bet, but there’s no guarantee that it will actually work when it arrives. Same with eBay. Avoid Etsy like the plague. Dedicated typewriter retailers will be as (if not more) overpriced than a typewriter store, but with the added risk of damage during shipping.
A short note on brands: like any hobby, there tends to be a lot of clustering around certain perceived wisdom. This is especially true of typewriters, where there’s a strong Reddit karma farming component where people want to buy and post about the thing that other people post and get likes. Most commonly, you’ll see people suggest: Hermes, Olympia, Smith Corona, and Olivetti. This meming results in the prices for these machines being hugely inflated (this is triply so for Hermes which are also incredibly fragile and often broken). Don’t bother with any of these unless you find one in your original budget. Any number of Underwoods, Royals, Brothers, or ugly 70s machines will do just as well for your first typewriter.
Serif (makers of Affinity suite) were bought by Canva last year. So far, they’ve honored their perpetual licenses and still offer them, but it seems like a perilous proposition given Canva’s audience and sales model.
>I'd say at least 70% of reddit "hobby" spaces are people buying something with little research, then posting the picture of the thing they bought.
A really great (awful) example of this that I saw was on the typewriters subreddit (which is already 90% people posting pictures of the same 5 or so overhyped machines):
In the 1950s, Royal used to give out gold typewriters as part of a writing contest.[0] I saw one of these come up on Goodwill’s auction site, saved screenshots for my records and followed it closely, since I knew bids would get really stupid really fast. Sure enough, winning bid was around $1500.
About two weeks after the auction ended (about the time Goodwill’s very slow shipping takes), I saw it pop up on the subreddit, exact machine, identical scratches, blemishes, and all to the one I had screenshots of. The post title? “Found this at my local thrift store for $50. How’d I do?”
That was enough to finally make my delete my account and seriously question anyone who thinks Reddit is actually good for niche hobbies.[1]
[1] Well, that and the fact that and the fact that I was probably going to lose my mind if I earnestly gave detailed advice on repairing a machine I had personally stripped and reassembled, only for someone to get upvoted to the top for posting a confident pseudo answer about some mechanism—that may or may not even exist in that machine—that they only faintly understood from a general YouTube video that they only half watched.
> Ivy schools have options - lower prestige to increase enrollment, or lean on prestige and endowments to raise prices.
Ivies aren’t dependent on tuition at all. All have need-blind admissions and most offer full rides to anyone accepted who couldn’t pay otherwise. Penn just updated its income thresholds to provide guaranteed full tuition scholarships to families earning less than 200k a year and budgeted over $300m/year to cover it. These aren’t the box-top Us you’re looking for.
In the U.S., the average distance from a hospital is 10 miles (in a rural area). Assuming 55 mph speed limits, that means most people are 11 minutes from a hospital. Realistically, “speeding” in this scenario probably means something like 80 mph, so you cut your travel time to 7.5 minutes.
In other words, you just significantly increased your chances of killing your about to be born kid, your wife, yourself, and innocent bystanders just to potentially arrive at a hospital 210 seconds sooner.
Edit: the rushing someone to an ER scenario is possibly more ridiculous, since you can’t teleport yourself, and if the 3.5 minutes in the above scenario would make a difference, then driving someone to the ER is a significantly worse option than starting first aid while waiting for EMTs to arrive.
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