Wait until you discover that the story behind Thanksgiving is pretty much a prop...

TeMPOraL on May 22, 2019 | parent | context | favorite | on: The Dark Forest Theory of the Internet

Wait until you discover that the story behind Thanksgiving is pretty much a proper alien invasion sci-fi, featuring technologically superior invaders landing in ships, and promptly unleashing biological weapons on the local population.

westmeal on May 22, 2019 [–]

Well I knew that part. <sarcasm> They did it to promote freedom of course. </sarcasm>