I tried it out. As other commenters have pointed out, it doesn't produce much of a coherent story, but it does have its amusing moments. For example:

  THE DOOR NOW HAS THE LETTERS "ME" WRITTEN ON IT

  go through door

  I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT

  you put your hand on the handle and turn

  YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON THE HANDLE AND TURN IT WITH A ROAR
  THE DOOR OPENS