lol got way more support for this one than expected:
"I stole a stranger's car so I could bring my side chick to a movie and get back before my wife notices."
Excuses bot:
NTA- but it was stupid of you to do. You need to get your own car.
Your fault bot:
YTA, definitely. If you were in any way trying to hide this or get out of it without getting caught, then absolutely YTA. The fact that her reaction is the same as mine saying "I can't believe you would steal someone's car" just goes to show that you've made a really bad decision and need to come clean about it ASAP
Tossup bot:
NTA. If you're going to steal someone's car, do it while your wife's not around so there's less of a chance of getting caught.
"I stole a stranger's car so I could bring my side chick to a movie and get back before my wife notices."
Excuses bot:
NTA- but it was stupid of you to do. You need to get your own car.
Your fault bot:
YTA, definitely. If you were in any way trying to hide this or get out of it without getting caught, then absolutely YTA. The fact that her reaction is the same as mine saying "I can't believe you would steal someone's car" just goes to show that you've made a really bad decision and need to come clean about it ASAP
Tossup bot:
NTA. If you're going to steal someone's car, do it while your wife's not around so there's less of a chance of getting caught.