My apologies. Please take the first ":" of the first paragraph and replace it with the following string: " is as follows:".

Sorry to interrupt... I've just realised that it isn't breathlessly approving. A better example of breathless approval would be the above comment.

If you are constantly exclaiming, you are likely to become breathless. Exclaimations are signified with an Exclaimation mark. Pauses and other timing can be signified with commas, dashes and ellipses.

... this entire comment chain is weird AF.

Oh don’t be so mean, sometimes robots need help understanding humans.