I'd love to work in "a function language". You're correct that I might not enjoy Haskell, however it might not be worth even trying if there are no jobs.
I know F# and think Scala or Ocaml might be a better choice as the next language I learn.
Purescript also looks promising.
I could invest all the time in Haskell first but there is an opportunity cost that I'm trying to maximize.
I don't know how they know that they'd they'd love a job programming a functional programming language, if they were not passionate enough about Haskell to self-learn (not hard, there are books).
It seems so paradoxical.
It's a bit like someone saying, I'd love to be a hairdresser, do you think it's worth studying to be a hairdresser? There's something which blows up my brain to read that. If you love it, do it.
I like the idea of hairdressing, however I hear there are not many jobs in that field. Is it worth studying this, if my intention is to use it professionally?
There is no paradox in wanting get some meta information on a subject before investing in learning it.
Why do you think you need permission to learn? Try learning. If it sucks, hit the bricks. In school, that’s not allowed, but it’s how everything works outside of school.