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		jacquesm on Sept 13, 2023 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Earth beyond six of nine planetary boundaries You have a funny definition of 'good news'.

Borrible on Sept 14, 2023 | [–]

Bad news, you will face it in your lifetime.

Good news, you won't face the time after.

labster on Sept 14, 2023 | [–]

Good news often comes in suppository form these days.

jacquesm on Sept 14, 2023 | [–]

There was a somewhat funny joke about the hunger winter here in NL: "Kids I've got good news and bad news, the bad news is that we will eat flower bulbs, the good news is you can eat as much as you want".

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