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Making a programming language prone to bugs/frustrating to work with makes one possibly a stochastic serial killer


I mean instead of killing entire people, what if you kill a small fraction of thousands of people?


That's how SaaS pricing was invented!


MaaS


MaaS murderer


do you really mean it bro?


Liveness data flow analysis is just a phase a compiler and JITs go through. They'll eventually cease murdering heap and stack values once they've decided to halt. Unfortunately, they use a disposable Erlang distribution Schrödinger cat box to make each decision. Not sure what they do with all the no-longer-cats or what sort of sensor detects ex-cats.

Schrödinger couldn't just invent a cyanide sensor. He was definitely a psychopathic serial killer in addition to being a serial pedophile (this bit is true).




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