You're not allowed to point out deficiencies in something you like and advocate? That's a fairly dense position..
The nice thing about Open Source is that it tends to be a little bit more immune to that corporate drum beat since there are less full time salesmen and marketeers. The void seems to fill with fanbois though.
I would have loved to see what these guys have to say about Scala critically, but that's not what they are doing, this is a half baked unfunny joke that does not inspire any debate, only flaming and bashing. Is good that you talk about fanboyism because that's what this article is about, clojure fanboyism to be precise
I love Scala and have been using it for a couple of years but I've been through nearly all the stages described in the article. Eventually I got so frustrated I gave up and learned Clojure !!