> Your approach is like buying a giant house, becoming a hoarder, and trying to throw a party.

exactly, excepting that the items they're hoarding are occasionally very useful for making their day to day activities go faster. And the hoarder has the superpower that in the blink of an eye they can discard everything that's hoarded to make room for the party.

Wait it isn't quite like a normal hoarder at all come to think of it!