“OK Fine. But could you at least yell at me in corp speak?”

It's no surprise LLMs are using corp speak and vapid marketing prose as a template. There is so much of it out there.

This is from that Autodesk post last week where they admitted their mistake and… Nope it's corp speak:

“We are excited to share some important updates regarding Archiving and our Idea Boards and Forums that aim to enhance your experience and ensure valuable content remains accessible. Please read the details below to understand how these changes might impact you.”

Barf. But to an LLM this looks like a human communicating in a meaningful way.

> Look, we need to align on language here. If you’re not speaking in scalable, results-driven terminology, you’re slowing down the team. We don’t “talk about things”—we sync and strategize. We don’t “try something new”—we leverage data-driven insights to drive innovation.