I can't comprehend this. Surely it must be some Onion style article: “Why should...

		pqtyw 7 months ago \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: First American pope elected and will be known as P... I can't comprehend this. Surely it must be some Onion style article: “Why should we import indulgences from the Vatican when we have domestic producers like Paula White who offer products that are much better,” said a White House spokesperson.

From the link:

> this column is satire