Step 1. Use dark patterns to funnel users into using a product or service they don’t want
Step 2. Watch usage kpis go up
Step 3. “Everyone says they hate this, but look at our kpis! Must just be a vocal minority” Move on to next thing
Step 4. Get promoted, move to different team
Step 1. Use dark patterns to funnel users into using a product or service they don’t want
Step 2. Watch usage kpis go up
Step 3. “Everyone says they hate this, but look at our kpis! Must just be a vocal minority” Move on to next thing