Way to shoot the messenger. It's nature you should be upset with; as it is very much upset with you.

All those houses of sticks built on shifting sands.

All those priceless, irreplaceable material possessions.

What a tragedy!

Didn't the three little pigs teach you anything?

I'm not sure if this is not some incredible satire that is too subtle for me to recognise, but I suspect if you were to repeat this message on parts of the Jerser Shore they might quite literally shoot the messenger.