>Pyramid schemes are a well-known way of
taking bundles of money from suckers. This
paper is not about them. Although on first
inspection, this paper sounds like it is about
pyramid schemes, we promise that it is not.
And a little further down...
>1. Introduction and Related Work
>This is not a pyramid scheme. This is an easy
way for you to make money. It is not related
to a pyramid scheme because it is a polytope
scheme. For a comparison, please see Fig.2
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All laid out in beautifully typeset LaTeX. Brings a tear to my eye.
How deep? They go all the way down the rabbit hole, through Wonderland, have a tea party, and come back out again, my friend. Here's one of my favorites:
