"PHP: It's worse than ColdFusion."

That's just... that's just cruel.

As a CFML developer who has had to bear the brunt of gleeful derision, you won't get an apology from me. :-)

Modern CFML running on Railo is an awesome environment to work in: PHP-like hackability, a very consistent language spec, native JVM performance, first-class java library integration, and it's a 100% pure open source software stack.

Whereas PHP has a much slower runtime, a horrific language spec, and nothing similar to the benefit of running on a common runtime like the JVM.