The solution: a catapult. Fire the message over Army B with a catapult.

xpda · on March 9, 2014

Right! Forget the slow, unreliable upload. Overnight a USB drive.

protomyth · on March 9, 2014

I worked at one place where it was easier to take the server from a remote location, transport it to a central hub, upgrade and install new software, and transport it back then to download the updates and remote install. This was a while back, but bandwidth in some places was horrible and dropped often.

doorhammer · on March 9, 2014

See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sneakernet

praptak · on March 10, 2014

'Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use a catapult."...'

eknkc · on March 10, 2014

Smoke signal would work wonders.

utoku · on March 10, 2014

Lovely. Armies A1 and A2 destroying each other with confirmation messages.