Along those lines, I recommend a Chrome extension called "Shut Up" [0] which hides most sites' comments by default. I have it allow comments for a few sites like HN but most of the time I know I'm not missing much.
Is it just using some sort of heuristic to determine the comments? I was thinking that that might have 'rules' for each site individually, which would make no sense for HN (because why bother for a site where the comments are the whole point).
[0] https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/shut-up/oklfoejikk...