You weren't there. This is not how it happened at all.
The strong and mighty individualist T-Rex was enslaved by the communist mammals. The once idealistic Pterodactyl was forced to evolve into a chicken, bereft of its flight, today kept in captivity by the trillions, bred by robots, for meat and eggs. Their feathers fill our pillows. How ironic that Mankind's dreams are birthed atop their crushed wings.
What gives us the right to land on this comet?
Weren't the dinosaurs there first?
What about our robots? Who fills their pillowcases?
The strong and mighty individualist T-Rex was enslaved by the communist mammals. The once idealistic Pterodactyl was forced to evolve into a chicken, bereft of its flight, today kept in captivity by the trillions, bred by robots, for meat and eggs. Their feathers fill our pillows. How ironic that Mankind's dreams are birthed atop their crushed wings.
What gives us the right to land on this comet?
Weren't the dinosaurs there first?
What about our robots? Who fills their pillowcases?
Or, as Eddy Lizzard once wisely said,
"Do you have a flag?!!"