> Lyla Blue, all dolled up with markers. The hand-scrawled note on this photo print said "Slash's Wife, I swear." Anybody recognize her from the back?

Slash the guitarist? She does look like a fit for Renée Suran: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Ren%c3%a9e+Suran&id=526D...

There's a silver lining to the Tattoo Assassins story: one of the lead programmers left DE right after this disaster and founded Pair Networks (pair.com).

He's doing quite well now. =)