I had originally submitted this a few days ago (see: http://imgur.com/uCRZuU4), after learning about it from a game-related site (http://www.gnomeslair.com/2014/06/avaus-text-adventure-so-yo...). Never made it to the front page at all. I'm glad it did, eventually.

Should I stick a "Show HN" the next time I find something? I'm hesitant to do so since I wasn't the one who wrote it.